Smat

Slang for semen. Usually during premature ejaculation.

Girl: "Me and Ted where tit fucking last night. We were gonna do some anal later but be came to early. There was Smat everywhere."
Girl 2: "ohh that's bad, did you kick him out?"

by Paul The Mason April 13, 2009

SMAT

So Mad At That. Used when beyond angry.

Friend 1: I came home from work and caught the milkman banging my bitch.
Friend 2: Ohhh shit! Are you SMAT?
Friend 1: I am so SMAT! I loved that dog.

by CarKat August 5, 2007

smat

a hat that covers only part of the head. Also know as a semi hat.

May Meredith you look quite fetching in that smat .

by Smelly kb February 2, 2009

Smat

Adjective
Describes an intelligent person who finds him/her self caught up in unintelligent situations.

Brad is smat, he aces his exams then goes to a bar, gets hammered and starts fights, which he never wins.

by Ben Dover CMIX March 12, 2010

Smat

To grab with your ass cheeks.

Be careful or I'll smat your face

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

Smat

To squeeze between one's ass cheeks.

Smat it up!

by your mother June 1, 2003

SMAT

Super Major Awkward Taco

this word is usually said when there is a really awkward situation and there is nothing else to say

Guy: "By the end of this week i'll sit on your lap and we'll be comfortable.." (awkward silence)

Girl:..............

Guy #2: SMAT

by Tap Dancer Farmer Boy August 21, 2011