Sloopie

When you are desperate to go to the toilet because you need to take a crap, but but it slips right though before you make it to the toilet.

Katie: Hey Jimmy how was school today?
Jimmy: Terrible, i did a Sloopie at school
Katie: *facepalm*

by Shroomss June 11, 2018

sloopy toppy

When a girl gives you a blowjob really good and there is spit all over her face

"Mary is gonna give me some sloopy toppy tonight"

by marycary May 29, 2017

sloopy gilligan

When one uses one's big toe (right or left should work in an equally fine manner. Just choose your favorite!) to penetrate the anus of his or her partner.

Both big toes is called a coconut creme pie.

"If Steve really loved me, he'd bake me a long, jagged coconut creme pie until the early hours of the morn', but he's just been passing me the sloopy gilligan for like, two weeks. Guess I'd better kill myself. *raises noose*"

by Courtney Love's last functioning ovary. September 29, 2006

Sloopy Joe

When you take a jackulent in a hamburger bun and leave it in a humid environment for 6 to 9 week until it looks like old clumpy milk. Then put it in the toaster oven and enjoy

dude thats not a sloppy joe its my sloopy joe

F**K

by Mrr. Friend September 30, 2010

Poopy Sloopy

An extremely very hairy woman.

Without ever shaving, se enforced her right to be a poopy sloopy.

by T. Fontaine November 10, 2008

sloopy pirate

A sloopy pirate is when you're getting head from a girl and then you cum in her eye so she can't see.

-Dude what happened to Suzie?
-I gave her the sloopy pirate.
-Nice!!

by Big Ern 3 September 7, 2007

sloopy joe

A sex move in which you produce diarrhea between a girls ass, ass fuck the girl, then smack both the ass cheeks together. Both the diarrhea and the blood from the ass fucking represent the meat from a sloopy joe, the girls ass cheeks represent the buns, and the smacking of the ass cheeks together is just funny.

My hands are smelly from that sloopy joe i gave that bitch.

by Ryan Vezina April 30, 2007