Shittered

State of complete and total inebriation, tyically due to alcohol, but may be drug-related.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Going to the clubs to get shittered."

by Heav_87 May 31, 2006

scattered ass

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.

Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!

by Beeth May 6, 2008

shattered

To be as tired as fuck

"I just ran 10k and am fucking shattered"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

Suttered

To have a mastermind plot foiled by clerical error

He got Suttered

by NinthandPassyunk February 23, 2018

sputtered

Explosive sounds typically when heated

The Engine sputtered then stopped

by Fizzy ice-cream October 23, 2017

Smutterer

One who writes smut. (Erotica)

Related:
Smuttered (have written smut)
Smutterific (incredibly well written smut)
Smutttering (the act of writing smut)

After penning several very sexual short stories, my friends referred to me as the most prolific smutterer they'd known.

by Pragmatic Romantic August 17, 2009

skeetered

To be so intoxicated that one's blood alcohol level is sufficient to cause the death of blood sucking insects (e.g., mosquitoes).

Upon awakening and, with one good eye, noting the large collection of deceased mosquitoes surrounding his pounding head, Sam concluded that he'd leveled from shitfaced to skeetered.

by deckhand February 23, 2010