Skipper

A track on an Album or mixtape that you frequently don't listen to because:

A.) It sucks

B.) Your not in the right mood or mindset for the song

"Guy1: you get the carter 3?"
"Guy2:naw too many skippers i just bought illmatic instead"

"Crossroads by bone thugs and harmony is a skipper because it usually gets me thinking about my fallen soldier's"

by No skippers January 21, 2009

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Professional who takes dick

She is a real skipper, everyone knows her

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The nickname for a child with awesome everything.

Jimmy says to rico, "Skipper is the chillest dude ever."

by Skipper :) September 05, 2010

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Some Fat old guy off the show "Gilligan's Island. What I don't get is why they're stranded on an island with nothing to eat but coconuts and fruits they've been there for a long time and yet I dont see him getting any skinnier. He must be holding out on them

Skipper is Fat and Old.

by asdf April 24, 2004

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A rockin' blow job that knocks your socks off when you need it most. Done in an outdoor, or public place which creates a sense of thrill for both parties. Common side effects inlude "sackjaw" inflicted to the giver.

Brad gives Brandon a high five and exclaims," I think there were people watching last night when Lyndsae gave me that skipper in the park!"

by bradsoulsurvivor August 17, 2008

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