Skeezer Surfing

The act of finding a filthy whore so you can get laid.

Man, I can't believe you actually went Skeezer Surfing last night. You might want to get checked bro.

by Nov1707 March 26, 2009

Skeezer

1) A slang term for woman with low morals and poor hygene. Derived from 'Skeezy', a variant of the word 'Skeevy', meaning filthy or stained with fecal matter, urine and/or semen.
2) A low-class prostitute; one who is diseased, ugly, prematurely aged and/or worn-out from hard work and rough trade.
3) An immoral woman with no pride; one who engages in humiliating and degrading sexual acts for little or no gratitude or reward.

1) "Man that skeezer smells pretty ripe."
2) "20 bucks!? For THAT? Man, for that kind of money you could buy four skeezers like her and still feel cheated!"
3) That skeezer did WHAT? With WHAT sports team? And she KNEW they were filming her? Man, if they have any compassion at all they should at least buy her dinner afterwards...or offer to hose her down before the next tour group came by..."

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

Skeezer

That one thing a boogie said...

“I can not love on no skeezer, that is a dub ion need her.”

by eyawihs March 15, 2021

Reeta Skeeter

Can be used to refer to any false news flooder.
It's a character from Harry Potter.

1. He is spreading this rumor, he must be a Reeta Skeeter.
2. She is not Reeta, she's a Reeta Skeeter!!

by s4nju1 September 15, 2011

Skeeter

Short of mosquito, typically used by Southerners

"Ma, there's a skeeter on your back!"

by NinjaDefused May 25, 2015

The Winking Skeever

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

ALSO

A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.

That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!

by YourWorstEnema August 1, 2012

Skeeter Leg

The kind of joint somebody rolls when they are too cheap and stingy to roll a "fatty". So thin, the rolling paper makes up the bulk of said joint and resembles a mosquitos (skeeter) leg when finished.

Terry could roll twenty Skeeter Legs from the same bag of pot anybody else could get 5 from.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008