Smeagle

The hot new way to refer to a heroin junkie that is doing something dastardly

“oh my god, that smeagle just stuffed a pack of chicken breasts down it’s pants in the middle of Walmart!!! Someone do something?!”

by Navillusnoraa November 15, 2018

screaming seagle

while engaging in intercourse on the beach, the man places his dick in the sand and sticks it back in his partner.

We were on the beach last night and we tried the screaming seagle, it really hurt.

by Clutter January 16, 2008

Smeagled

Smeagled v.
To be cornered and accosted by someone bearing a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagle in the book Lord of the Rings.

While attempting to leave the office Stacey was smeagled by her boss Maureen.

by Iam Jakerivers October 18, 2007

Smeagle-Dwarves

Smeagle-Dwarves are mythical creatures that live in the basements of people who play World of Warcraft. Someone who plays World of Warcraft plays the game for 4-5 hours straight and sometimes even more everyday. They usually provide the WoW player with fruit rollups and mountain dew to keep the player well hydrated and fed. With out the WoW player, the Smeagle-Dwarves would not exist due to the fact that they would have no snacks to bring to the WoW player.

Hey, what were those small creature I just saw carrying mountain dew and fruit snacks?
Oh, you must mean my Smeagle-dwarves. His name is Steve.

by creead April 27, 2010

smeagle

The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

by Brian H November 6, 2004

Sneagle

Gary the Snail's alternate name in the episode "The Cent of Money" from season 7 of "Spongebob Squarepants."

"Well, shive me shell wax, you're like a little money-detecting sneagle."
"you mean snail?"

"Them two jerks what stole my money. The fat one used his sneagle to swipe my coins from me."
"HIS sneagle?"

by #1 shrelsa fan April 24, 2020

smeagle puff

a person who has been to jail already for being a pedophile, and is changing their status by going for the mentally disabled children

you see that old creep walking into the special ed room? ah, yes! he is a total smeagle puff, for sure.

by Easy E fo sheeezy October 4, 2009