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A skaltum is a creature with a small genitalia that lives in small caves or dungeons and is often caged. it is also worth while knowing that a skaltum is often beaten by its dad for entertainment every other weekend, this may be a public event. it may be important to know that skaltum also enjoys toes
i saw a skaltum
really?
ya his dad kicked the shit out of him
skaltum by mickypay April 4, 2008
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sklummey 

Anything that is "Abnormal"
I met my mother's boyfriend, he is pretty sklummey.
sklummey by Jay D October 1, 2003
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slalum skiing 

when a person has a penis in both hands and vigorously shakes them up and down
that girl loves going slalum skiing, because she likes the attention
White socks that will withhold you from losing your virginity.
Jesse is wearing his shalumbai's
Shalumbai by Imrileywallah July 20, 2017
It another way of saying your crazy
SKALUTA SKALUTA SKALUTA SKALUTA
Skaluta by Some1Two September 26, 2019

Salumious 

An internal heart illumination of love. The articulation of the feeling you get when you heart is about to burst with love, pride, adoration and endless possibilities.
When she took me by the hand and said Poppa you are my best friend; it was the most SALUMIOUS feeling I have ever experienced.
Salumious by Mommma J December 3, 2020

salumache 

Salumache is a symbol of combination meaning strength in peace which unifies love to people.
Salumache certified lover boy and family man to all
salumache by Salumache November 22, 2021