jacob singleton

a really fat asian who has been sick for over a year

holy shit you are as fat as jacob singleton

by Lukard_oh November 23, 2022

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Callum Singleton

Callum Singleton is a fat bastard. He is an attention seeker and smokes fags.

Callum singleton is a nitty.

by Saggypumpum August 31, 2019

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lewis singleton

Ugly and a freak ewww

Omg he's such a Lewis Singleton

by Mrs.Eggo July 29, 2021

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Chris Singleton

Chris Singleton is a guy from somerset he his bi sexual and listens to metal and loves f1 (formula 1) racing and gets annoyed when it's interpreted

Have you seen Chris Singleton, yes I have he's watching F1 don't disturb him otherwise he will throw something at you

by Trooper883 February 24, 2023

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Singleton Surprise

The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.

Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.

by Daxhatepage April 1, 2022

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Term derived from British reality TV dating show "Amazing Singleton's" where hard luck cases dating profiles are given to Britain's top consumer rated dating sites to find suitable partners. These Singletons are followed through the entire process from application, selection, date and post date follow up interviews.

definition; largely undatable due to some tragic flaw.

Meet london's datables, the amazing Singletons.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

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