jacob singleton

a really fat asian who has been sick for over a year

holy shit you are as fat as jacob singleton

by Lukard_oh November 24, 2022

dylan singleton

this is what you call that one friend that washes their hands after having a shower

Guy: Is that guy washing his hands?? He just had a shower!!
Guy2: Yeah, we call him dylan singleton

by funnyguy66 August 30, 2022

by Mrs.Eggo July 30, 2021

The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.

Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.

by Daxhatepage April 1, 2022

Chris Singleton is a guy from somerset he his bi sexual and listens to metal and loves f1 (formula 1) racing and gets annoyed when it's interpreted

Have you seen Chris Singleton, yes I have he's watching F1 don't disturb him otherwise he will throw something at you

by Trooper883 February 24, 2023

Callum Singleton is a fat bastard. He is an attention seeker and smokes fags.

by Saggypumpum August 31, 2019

a way to define an annoying black female who is short

quiet singleton

by vaughn142 September 6, 2023