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simonitsch

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A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.
I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.
by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007
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anti-semenitism

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Anti-semenitism is the same as anti-semitism, but replacing Jews with men and boys and anything male. It is not confined to women derogating men, but held by both sexes.
The only racism and xenophobia which is treated as respectable, today, is anti-semenitism.
by Coffee Baba August 22, 2007
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A disease of owning a "Rock" or a Samsung device
People who own rocks have samsonitis.
by Samsungsucks69 February 28, 2016
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anti-semenitism

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Anti-semenitism is the same as anti-semitism, but replacing Jews with men and boys and anything male. It is not confined to women derogating men, but held by both sexes.
The only racism and xenophobia which is treated as respectable, today, is anti-semenitism.
by Coffee Baba August 22, 2007
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Simoncising

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the act of a male exercising in short shorts, a muscle shirt, and sweatbands while moving, listening or acting like Richard Simons. aka exercising like a tool.
guy 1: dude, josh is Simoncising at the gym

guy2: yeah I saw him, what a tool.
by ThatGuy15003 November 22, 2013
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Simonicus

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Greekesque parody of the name Simon.

Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.

This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.

If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.

Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.
"Hi, I'm Simonicus."

*gee that guy's coming across as a bit of a tool*
by Meiandus January 13, 2014
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Sionitus

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The emotion where you suddenly feel like running into something as fast as possible to try and break it because of some stupid shit that pissed you off
1: Whats wrong man
2: That stupid meme gave me Sionitus

*Precedes to break the door by run into it as fast as possible
by SaltEaterMidir March 5, 2019
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