Sideways Sloppy-Joe

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

by Shane December 9, 2004

Sideways Gary

Apparently this is what AmazingPhil is to homeless men in London.

Phil: *walks down ally past a homeless man and notices there is a dead end. Turns around and faces the homeless man sitting.

Man: SIDEWAYS GARY....

Phil: err.......*runs away* D:

by atlbraves2461 October 6, 2010

Sideways Gravity

The new phenomenon discoverable only when drinking has occurred, where an object or person moves sideways and/or downwards due to actions not of their own. This phenomenon can ONLY be understood by individuals impaired by alcohol.

Example 1: Person A has been drinking and knocks an object. That object is knocked sideways and then falls.
Person B: SIDEWAYS GRAVITY!

Example 2: Person A and person B are sitting on opposite ends of a bench at a party. Person A stands up and then the whole bench, including person B, tip over sideways.
Person C: SIDEWAYS GRAVITY!

by Hazzababy January 19, 2014

Fuck Me Sideways

When you hear someone say "fuck me sideways" they do not mean that literally, unless you are in the same room as a person and you both for some odd reason have your pants down. The actual meaning of it is "DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK"

Setting : Imagine you are in a game and your friend kills you.
*Friend kills you
Friend : "haha"
You : "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"

by IThinkILoveMyCrushXD December 10, 2016

Sidewalk Phalanx

A phenomena that occurs when a group of people walk side by side, blocking the entire sidewalk in a phalanx formation. Can be either intentional or simply the actions of inconsiderate, oblivious people.

If that sidewalk phalanx does not let me through I might have to walk in the dirt!

by lolcatzzzzzz March 7, 2010

Sidewalk Scraper

A term used to describe a well hung little person.

Well, I’ve now heard it all. Apparently Keith went to the midget tossing competition, and this little guy named Otto won. I guess Otto was so excited, he ripped his clothes off and what was hiding underneath? A 12 inch Sidewalk Scraper. Keith said he was a little devastated with the load, not very big at all. He said the Dong to ball ratio wasn’t right, but the girth of the old clamslammer made up for it!

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

sidewalk bully

The person who walks directly beside their companion(s) on a crowded, narrow sidewalk and are unconcerned that there is foot traffic approaching from the opposite direction. These bullies always take the inside track and try to act oblivious as they run the oncomer off the sidewalk completely. It is as if the sidewalk bully is making a nonverbal boast that they have a friend, and you, the oncomer, are friendless and therefore inferior. In reality, sidewalk bullies, like bullies in general, tend to have low self-esteem and few friends.

Boss: "Joe, why are your shoes so muddy?"
Joe, "Sorry boss, I was accosted by a sidewalk bully on the way in this morning."

by Perv Johnson October 10, 2010