Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.

yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.

by HoldenTits October 25, 2010

shwoop

shwag. shwa. bad weed.

yo, you smoke all the shwoop?
yeah, im tired as hell now

by herbmeitser July 18, 2011

Shwamper

A Tweaker, Crytal Addict. Someone who smokes, or sniffs Crystal Meth.

Dude you're Boy is a Shwamper.What's up Shwamper!Ay bro you still Shwamping?

by S.FEEZY AKA The Kid October 30, 2011

Shromps

A large pack of thick shrimps.

"Hey honney, tonight we are eating good, i got these shromps at the supermarket."

by Guyshrimp May 24, 2020

Blu shromp

A blue shrimp that likes slavery

blu shromp: Hey slave work or die!

by Miiskiki February 26, 2021

Shomp

A quick interrupt used to disrupt someone mid sentence. Shouting SHOMP is commonly used when you don't agree with what someone is saying saying or you do not care to listen a minute longer.

This is commonly used in the military in the voice of a drill instructor or someone chanting a Cadence.

Jasin: "Dude turn the video game off, the football game is abou-"
Doug: "SHOMP"
Jasin: "Seriously man turn the Xbox off so we ca-"
Doug: "SHOMP!"
Jasin: "Whatever then I am leaving to go watch the game somewhere else"

by The freshness April 9, 2015

Shoomph

The sound a large fluffy object makes when suddenly compressed

The pillow shoomphed when her head came quickly down on it.

The huge air-filled cushion shoomphed when the actor fell into it after jumping off the building.

by Lynalin November 11, 2009