shampies 

sounds like a br*tish word for old people diapers

u : grammpa tf u doo-doo in yo pants go get u sum shampies
brittle bone grammpa : idjkcxivffdklxbjiodlc

shampies by warbumbo April 8, 2021

shwampied 

When everything around you seems to go wrong all at once, often, but not always, as a result of using crystal meth. Not to be confused with “circling the drain”, as being “shwampied” refers more towards small scale events that happen in a single day.

Lindsay: “My cellphone speaker broke, my tv has the black screen of death, my car window got stuck down, I have to get tested for COVID-19, my microwave quit working, and I lost my vape!”
Teek: “Wow, girl, you got shwampied!”

shwampied by Teekums October 19, 2020

shwampers 

Having a girl go down on a guy, ie., a Blow-job...

I got some good ol' shwampers from my girl last night in the back of my car.

shwampers by Deaz Nuts November 12, 2007

shwamped 

The act of being harshly picked on by two of the harshest smartasses

Harry, you have been shwamped, your feelings are hurt, go cry somewhere else?

shwamped by shuler1 July 7, 2016

Shwympie 

When someone says or does something retarted you call him/her a shwympie.

S: ‘did the year 200 happen’
W: ‘you are really a shwympie’

Shwympie by V1ctim July 24, 2019

Swampie 

Someone who grew up in or near a swamp land.

Timmy was born on swamp land, he's a proper Swampie.

Swampie by SwampieSwampie June 8, 2021

Swampie 

Guys (or girls) who spend most of their time inside for the only reason being that they do not like going outside because of people, nature, or doing any sort of physical activity, they are rude and are bullies on the online world, but when it comes to real life, they are losers.

Susan: Wow, that dude daryl is a fucking swampie, I didn't even know he lived in that house and we've lived in the same neighborhood our entire lives !

John: He needs help.

Swampie by Anon2784 August 13, 2022