Definitions by shuler1

lap monkey

A small person with little man with a larger than life ego.
One who looks down on others for their own personal gain

My boss is such a lap monkey, trying to look big in front of his peers, don't be an rj?

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The act of being harshly picked on by two of the harshest smartasses

Harry, you have been shwamped, your feelings are hurt, go cry somewhere else?

shwamped by shuler1 July 7, 2016

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