shurtleneck

A shirt or sweater with a short, close-fitting, collar. Unlike your traditional turtleneck, the collar is not long enough to bunch or be turned over.

In an effort to blend the cool austerity of the turtleneck with the chic functionality of the basic shirt, Carly decided to wear a shurtleneck to work today.

by scader girl June 3, 2015

Mrs. sharpless

The most thickest teacher alive. She is so gorgeous. And very sweet. All her students love her more then their own family.

Mrs. sharpless is the best

by Doooo1234 October 6, 2019

shurgle

The audible gurgling noises emanating from one's intestines indicating that a bowel movement is imminent.

We've gotta get out of here. I just shurgled and there's no way I'm gonna pinch a loaf at a party.

by chestnutfuton October 6, 2007

Smurple

A mix between the color smurf, (Blue) and the color purple.

"Lacie's pants weren't blue or purple, it was a mix of both, they were the color smurple"

by Scott M Sweeney January 22, 2005

Smurple

An extinct species of squirrel with green fur.
The sacred animal of Butricktrunglism.

I dressed up as a smurple for Halloween.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck March 27, 2005

sharples

a family who'f female members are very attractive, and whos male members do not like it when you bring this up

Daniel's mom is such a MILF
Daniel's sister is fucking hot

by Jesus July 4, 2004

smurple

something that really bothers people with it's smurplyness and you must tell to be quiet.

be quiet, smurple! or harsh decisions will be made.

by hanna is the sex. March 25, 2008