Squits

The Squits: to have liquid poop accompanied by a burning feeling in the ring Leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable for the remainder of the day

Gee coach i cant play in the game tonight on account of i got the Squits

or

Soz lads cant go to the pub cos iv got the squits

by Barry Pap April 29, 2003

Squitsgem

Verb: to disprove or very soundly argue against

Noun: a completely airtight argument

Adjective: (unsquitsgemmable) Not able to argue against at all

The word is coined after the late Dr. Ernest Squitsgem, noted zoology professor at the University of Finland. Dr. Squitsem spent his entire career attempting to prove the existence of unicorns, despite all obvious evidence to the contrary. To his dying day, Squitsgem was renowned for making retarded but absolutely undisprovable claims. Other professors often referred to him as "a crazy douche". He died in 1948 in the Arctic, stabbed by a narwhal. His reported last words were "Follow the glittering hoofprints".

--I do say my good sir, you have squitsgemmed my own squitsgem with an unsquitsgemmable squitsgem of your own! Well done!

--Gary, shut the fuck up.

by The NarwhalKing March 13, 2011

non sequitard

A chain of logic with ends so remote that to anybody else it seems to be completely unrelated. Like a wiki walk, but through your head, and there's no history.

Example of a non sequitard:

Alice: Hmm... I think Grassy Knoll Dew would be better than Mountain Dew.
<pause>
Bob: Would walruses fight for us in the zombie apocalypse if we gave them buckets?
Bob: Don't even try to figure out how I got there.

by an object December 12, 2009

shquim

1. The vile excretion of a rough, blustering hemorrhoid erupting from the interior of the anus known to be coarse, thick, & globular in composition.

2. Also used as an insult for a vehemently horrendous unholy herpes-infested cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend. (i.e. - any ex-girlfriend ever in the history of twats)

3. An insult for any various douche bags of the world.

4. When mixed with smegma, becomes a composition known as super-shquim

Gerald's hemorrhoid eruption squirted shquim down the length of his ass-crack where it mixed with a crusted mass of smegma to become super-shquim. The viscous goo eventually plopped into Kaylen's eagerly awaiting mouth.

Boy, that Kaylen sure is a heaping cesspool of shquim!

by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008

squitchy

The positive sensation induced when one feels something that is pleasantly squishy.

Johnny Depp feels so squitchy when he hugs Oprah.

by dck1211 December 4, 2019

squitzy

1) A toke on a cigarette.
2) To survey something.

1) Let's get a squitzy on your jebend, mate.
2) Let's have a little squitzy at that, then.

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

squither

Verb; A drug induced state acheived after consuming intense amounts of prescription drugs and half price cocktails.

"Yo that purp drank got me squithering";
"that shit was rather squither inducing";
"sorry babe i cant get it up im feeling quite squithered"
"those pills and beers has got me rather squithered!"

by zestone March 25, 2008