splork

to ejaculate or an ejaculate

No splorking on others!
Keep your splork to yourself

by Anonymous November 7, 2002

splork

a spork that swims.
the best sounding word ever. if you concentrate on pronouncing it just so, it feels all crisp and neat-o.

Ya know when everything is feeling all sloppy and garglyga? Say splork, making sure to hit all of the consonants just right. Everything will feel better afterward.

by joyanonymous June 12, 2006

splork

stupid spasticated spoon fork)

OMFG PPLSUQBAWLZ OWN J00 N00B. If you look at him again i will have to rip your face off with my splork.

by sythe February 12, 2005

splork

When you eat to much acid and think a blob is chasing you all the time.

keenan quit being such a splork.

by s4gz June 13, 2003

splork

Canned cranberry sauce. Splork is an onomatopoeia of the sound this food as it slides out of the can. Proper presentation of this food is to leave it whole, in the shape of the can and lying on its side on the presentation plate. May be garnished with red lettuce.

Damn it Randy! I asked you to plate the splork, but you mashed it up. Now it is just some damn cranberry sauce! Way to ruin Thanksgiving, meathead!

by Hunding July 18, 2011

splork

The sound made during felching. Was the title for an undergroud comic in the 60's.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Splork

A single drop of water from above (usually a tree, roof eaves, storefront awning, entryway door) that hits you on the head even though you have been avoiding the rain by walking under protective objects along your route, and which occurs at the very moment you let your guard down as you transition from outdoors to indoors... subsequently penetrating your hair, soaking into your scalp, making you feel cold and itchy, causing you to scratch which messes up your hair and makes you look un-smart.

No, I'm not trying to look like a Millennial, I'm scratching my head because even though I made it all the way from Circular Quay to the office without getting wet, I got splorked as I walked in the door... has anybody got a comb?? I'm hungry, lets get a taco.

by Torpedo Fifty One October 1, 2019