Short dick syndrome 

A disorder Irish and Asian guys have.

He/she was making another lame, unoriginal attempt to embarrass the Irish dude about his short dick syndrome, even though the guy had already been aware of his short dick before it was brought to his attention. When was he/she going to come up with something other than the same kind of exhausted, dull insult the guy had not already heard thousands of times, said by thousands of people.

Short dick syndrome by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

short dick it

incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.

bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.

short dick it by boot leg ;P June 8, 2016

Short dick day 

A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February

Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes

Short dick day by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

Short dick day 

18th February

Where you embrace your chode

Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)

Short dick day by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

Short dick syndrome 

A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.

James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome

Short dick syndrome by Thelostguy January 19, 2022

Old man short dick disease 

Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.

Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.

Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.

When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself

'old man short dick disease'

Old man short dick disease by GeekSheek June 26, 2012

Strawberry Short dick 

A guy who has a sleepovers with girls because the parents think he is a faget, who has a small weiner.

Pete pete has sleepovers with girls because he is a Strawberry Short Dick.

Strawberry Short dick by joe applebottems September 7, 2007