check your shorts

First thing to do after you go through a scary situation and survive. The event was so frightening that you could've lost bladder or bowel control.

You almost got hit by a truck? Did you check your shorts afterwards?

by yes juanito yes April 6, 2015

Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .

Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg

by Nonometo March 10, 2019

Shots Fired

When you blatantly diss or call out somebody you have a disagreement or problem with. stems from the term "Warning Shots"

Guy 1: Oh, he's just mad at me because I had sex with his girlfriend.
Guy 2: OH SHIT, SHOTS FIRED!

by He Who Is Awesome September 7, 2009

Bathing Suit Shorts

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.

Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.

by Gimaf December 18, 2012

He shoots, he scores!

Phrase coined by Foster Hewitt (1902-85), one of the first hockey broadcasters in Canada, beginning in 1923 and going on to call the play-by-play for Toronto Maple Leafs games for some forty years.

McDonald passes to Sittler in the slot, he shoots, he scores!

by Hat Trick July 16, 2009

Linging shots

1. Firing a hand-gun wildly at a general or specific target. 2.Sometimes known as throwing punches or strikes wildly at somebody's face. 3. Shooting game at a fine piece of ass.

I'm gonna go to the mall and start linging shots at e'rrbudy

by Mataleao3 February 28, 2007

shoots from the ass

A description of how someone may be quick, impulsive and willing to respond without editing themselves, but with words that are more like flatulence.

45 has been described as a person who shoots from the ass when pressured by the press.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019