Shmoebag

1. One who acts like a douche bag with the combination of having a cleft ass hole with some shmoe leeking from the dick inside of it.

2. Mr.Reynolds

Kevin: You know Mr.Reynolds?

Greg: You mean the shmoebag?

Kevin: Yes the shmoebag.

by Greg Brunner June 17, 2006

sloebag

See also sloe, hoebag. Another word for a slut/hoe.

She's slept with everyone...what a sloebag.

by Gingerr December 6, 2005

scoebag

A word used to describe a mixture of a hoe/slut and a scumbag

“Eeee she’s such a scoebag!”

by tookewlforskewl67890 April 27, 2021

shebagdad

Noun. A ghetto place in Sheboygan County Wisconsin where crime is too common.

There’s too much crime in Wisconsin! You think that’s bad, take a trip to shebagdad. Where’s that? It’s a A ghetto place in Sheboygan County Wisconsin where crime is too common.

by B-rizzle February 14, 2023

Shenzhen Showbag

A Shenzhen Showbag is a bag full of Shenzhen Specials.

Various 'Deal a Day' web sites around the world will offer a 'Bag of Crap' or a 'Bag of Pooki' every now and then, which is basically stuff they had left in the warehouse and need to shift to make way for more Shenzhen Specials.

Typically you'll pay $30 for a Shenzhen Showbag which probably has a real value of maybe $5.

"Whadya get in ya Shenzhen Showbag?"

"Um, a USB hub, a USB vibrator and a USB "How to USB' guide-book on USB."

"Whadya gonna do with it all?"

"Give it to you for Xmas.."

by Icedvovo46 March 14, 2009

showbag

just like a show bag you get at show, they are full of shit and you carry them around all the time

Karlee & Jess are such showbags!

by CUT THE CHEESE December 14, 2004

shoewagger

1. The confidence one exudes based solely on the shoes he/she is wearing.

2. When all that matters is how fresh your kicks (shoes) are.

"Yo, check out dude's outfit. What the hell is he wearing?"

"Yeah but check out his kicks. He's definitely got shoewagger."

by eldawg5417 September 7, 2009