shmumbling

Yelling so loud that you can't understand what they are saying, loud mumbling.

Could you yell any louder, you are shmumbling with fucking nonsense.

by HellowIamEth June 7, 2016

shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

by David July 7, 2004

shmammerville

a state of drunkeness asociated with being shmammered.

me and my brosky took a little trip to shmammerville last night...the water was great!

by Brosky B and Brosky C August 19, 2008

shlummie

Reference to the video game Star Wars:Knights of the Old Republic in which a drunk person calls the player a "Shlummie"

What is this world coming too... shlummies just walking around the upper city

by shlummie February 8, 2019

Shmammal

A natural fat or artificially fat cat. Natural by having a history of obesity. And artificial by eating too much. The weight minimum is 18 pounds.

Joe: Look at that shmammal.
Jim: Wow! He's 24 pounds!

by Bumbo Walrusoni November 25, 2019

Shlump

To fall asleep while in the process of doing something.

Damn this nigga really shlumped while moderating an online porn site.

by realglizzygobler November 7, 2020

shmammered

A cross between being shit faced and hammered.

Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.

by DeathtoJimmyCarter May 18, 2006