Shminkle

Lacking its internal structure or deflated. Usually referring to a man's penis when it is not erect or when it cannot be erect, commonly being described as a Shminkle Dinkle

Stacy didn't have a good time last night because I got a shminkle dinkle.

by Remmersz September 16, 2007

Shmonkey

Someone special to you, who is playful and sexy. They have an alluring quality that you can't pinpoint. They are down to earth and fun, yet remain sophisticated and graceful. Never ceasing to impress.

Your a proper little Shmonkey you are.

by James2968 June 10, 2011

Shmonkey

The ultimate killing machine. The agility of a money, with the power of a shark. Two words combined = shmonkey

One swung down from a tree and bit me. God damn shmonkey. shmonkey

by save_the_shmonkeys November 21, 2010

shmeckle

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.

Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"

by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009

Sheboygan Shmeckle

When a woman from the Bronx feasts upon a jar of kosher dill pickles while masturbating an erect penis with her feet.

Kevin:Damn. Look at that Sheboygan Shmeckle
Amy: Thank you, here's my number
Kevin: Shit your dad is here, can we make out now?
Amy:.......
Kevin: FUCK!

by The Laserbeam January 31, 2010

shonkles

The way shiney things sparkle when moving, ie; shonkling.

Look how the water shonkles where the sun touches it.

Her dress shonkled with each step as she went up to receive her award.

by Missy Elliot November 7, 2005

Shmuckle

its kinda like the next level after love.

Simon shmuckles Josephine a whole lot!

I shmuckle you.

by Seamonsterz August 11, 2010