shmurgy

A demented faguin of the highest order that creeps into your house at night and smells your dick, also on the way out it touches your pets with its elbow.

shmurgy is an ass raping butt pirate that will fuck your dog while you sleep.

by the dacktiss king December 3, 2013

shmargles

the sock fluff that you find between your toes when you take your socks off.

Lucy took off her socks and saw that there were shmargles laeft behind

by IzLisa November 9, 2003

shmiggins

pretty much can be used in most sentences but mainly refers to marijuana

Yo Stumpy Stevens I'm gonna pick up some shmiggins, wanna throw down so we can roll a fatty?

by Gibraglefaf December 22, 2007

Shmig

a cigarette.

Hey dude can I bum a shmig?

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 8, 2015

shmingle bop bingle boom

it means anything and everything and especially goes at the end of sentences best!

so whats up how are you doing shmingle bop bingle boom?

wassup girl you from around these parts shmingle bop bingle boom

by Amisbleeverb May 28, 2018

shmingus

A word that has no defined meaning.
A very complex word in which only those part of bingus' dungeon can use.

Person 1: Hey, what class do we have next?
Person 2: S H M I N G U S .
Person 1: Thanks!

Person 2: Shmingus.

by Bingus and Shmingus October 15, 2020

Shmirdsday

A regional holiday celebrated on the 5th day of every week. A time for rejoicing in the blessings of life.

"I hope you have a wonderful, blessed Shmirdsday!" "I'm not gonna let this ruin my Shmirdsday!"

by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021