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Shmir

(noun, adjective, verb, etc.)

Definition: any meaning you want to give it/expresses current emotion
Used in a sentence: Shmir, it's a way of life.
Origin: David and LindsayClaire Murff
ex.

1. "What the Shmir are you talking about?"
2. "Shmir! We won!!"
3. "That party was the shmir!"
4. *Awkward Silence* "Shmir..."
by Smurff12 November 19, 2010
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shmirtefléur

What to say if you don't know how to pronounce, spell, or say a word.
( said in a fat Cartman voice)
How do you say it... You know the shmirtefléur!
by Noun: shmir-tee-fléur May 8, 2015
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Shmib

A dork or an extremely nerdy white person. Usually has very excelllent credit and wears fanny packs and sandals. Very frugal and is a stingy negotiator that makes no valid points.
Usually has to ask his wife if "it's ok" to purchase big ticket items.
This shmib came into the dealership trying to take $6,000 off a Kia Rio MSRP. What an asshole.

Fucking shmib at the Deli counter is trying to negotiate the price on a half a LB of smoked ham. What a Jew.

My shmib co worker refused to do a line of booga shooga with me because his wife might find out and be ashamed of him. What a faggot.
by Sand Fuck June 7, 2017
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shmibbity

a shmibbity is a person who is quite dumb and eats a lot of cheese. can also be someone named coby.
person 1: i love cheese
person 2: stop being a shmibbity...
by LOLHIITSMEKBYE May 21, 2018
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shmir

short for Smirnoff. as in Smirnoff Ice, commonly used in party games, specifically when icing. Even more specifically relates to a limited time flavor called red white & berry.
person 1: did you bring any shmir i'm tryna get lit
person 2: hell yea man i got 6 cases in the trunk
person 1: fuck yea im gonna ice the shit outta people later
by shmirman69 June 11, 2018
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shmirg

A man standing against a wall with four holes in front of you, situated at your head, arms and genitals. Then proceed to poke your head, arms and genitalia through said holes. Then wank and scream out obscenities to the streets while mad dogging everyone with your eyes.
I was walking down the street the other day and heard a commotion, looked up and a guy was shmirging right at me. I should've been embarrassed but I enjoyed the show, I'm glad my dad was there.
by Fairiesoferry January 22, 2022
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shmible

when your urine drips out of your vagina or penis when you are nervous
"I was so nervous when I saw my crush shmibled in my pants"
by em and mya January 4, 2020
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