shmeeb

unit of measurement meaning just a little bit

Can I have a shmeeb of cake please

by madsurge May 24, 2017

shmeebed

shmeebed is another word for a weed high, very blazed… off the zaza

i wanna feel shmeebed

i’m shmeebed

by wittyraven December 2, 2023

Shmeeb

A person who owns a meat ridder express

Dudes Shmeeb

by sd9f8ds May 28, 2022

shmeeb

A single individual of a larger crowd (mob). Shmeebs are different from so-called NPC's and usually don't identify with his believes, he/she just enjoys him/herself and the company of other independent thinking individuals.

Dude, look at this shmeeb, he truly doesn't give a fuck about us!

by paranoid_shmeeb April 16, 2022

Shmeeb

An egg so thick it makes you genuinely uncomfortable to look at or think about.

"Damn I cracked and egg this morning and it ended up being a shmeeb, never felt so uncomfortable in my own home."

by IzzyFizzys August 10, 2024