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shmorgles

A dirty whore who usually enjoys pleasuring men through oral sex.
by Tiddlywiddly July 8, 2010
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Smargles

Adapted from the Harry Potter character Luna Lovegood’s nargles, a smargle is the addition of a smurf to the minx mix.

A snargle cheekily messes things around. A smargle leaves a trail of blue behind - usually during the consumption of blue food ie frosting, ice cream, candy. The result is an embarrassing layer of the food around your mouth, making it look like suspicious sexual activity has occurred with a smurf.
“Did you just give a Smurf a BJ?” Looking in the mirror, I saw the blue frosting surrounding my mouth with suspicious dots leading down my chin. F$@king smargles!
by Tainted romance March 27, 2019
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smargle

Nonsense word, interjected during quiet but not necessarily awkward moments. Used among friends affectionately. Derived from smaggle.
Smargle, smargle, smargle.
by Mika Talley January 11, 2008
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Shmagled

To get shmagled means to be very high
"Garrett and I were super shmagled the other day."
by Shmagled December 17, 2019
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Shmangled

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.
We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..
by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020
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Mrs. sharpless

The most thickest teacher alive. She is so gorgeous. And very sweet. All her students love her more then their own family.
by Doooo1234 October 6, 2019
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shmangle

James: Yo, Jack, shmangle me that soda!
by yolosaynono June 16, 2015
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