shard nugget

A person who who doesn't wipe after pooping or doesn't flush.

Jim you forgot to flush, you shard nugget

by Gdogils November 22, 2009

Shardul

The best person on Earth.

You are such a Shardul.

by Papa_Skoopy October 31, 2020

shardvaark

when a tweeker is out of shit and pile drives the carpet cause they just "know" they dropped a piece

dude look at him what a shardvaark

by thickshadee June 8, 2009

Shlarpee

The proper way of saying slushie.

Scotty raced to nearest 7/11 to shlurp down an everclear shlarpee. He then shlarped his guts out.

by swolber January 10, 2010

Shlad

A "shit- lad" , the opposite of "lad" (when "lad"used in a positive context)

"I heard that Jason Mallett was a great lad...|"

"Na man, he is a total shlad.."

"...seen"

by top-draw-bant July 18, 2009

Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.

Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.

by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020

Shardgent

The keeper of the shards.

The shardgent of arms was the proprietor over the shard sack the other night at the shardashians party for most of the evening.

by Shardgent Old School April 15, 2012