Shitzophrenic 

Shitzophrenic is an illness that can affect your ability to think about shitting clearly, being paranoid to shit, manage your asshole, being incapable of relieving the bowels.

Whenever I am at my new boyfriend's house, I always get shitzophrenic to the point of almost sharding my pants, so I always find an excuse to leave so I can shit at the gas station down the road to save my dignity.

Shitzophrenic by Sunkistable February 26, 2024

spitzophrenic 

spitzophrenic describes is a psychotic disorder (or a group of disorders) marked by severe propensity to listen to oneself speak (usually about issues irrelevant to the topic at hand).

It became apparent MJ was spitzophrenic after the 3rd hour of her meaningless babble.

Tito began to hear nothing but "blah, blah, blah, blah" once the depth of her spitzophrenia became apparent.

The family wondered if the "duct tape" method should be implemented once her spitzophrenic nature rared its ugly head.

spitzophrenic by Factor3 July 24, 2009

skitsophrenia 

A crazed and delusional condition caused by reading too many b**ls**t submissions for da local school play.

I tediously waded through well over a hundred stupid-a** ideas for what we should present on junior acting night at the high school ,and now I gots a rip-roarin' case of skitsophrenia!

skitsophrenia by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Schitzophrenic 

When your prescribed senna in the evening and docusate in the morning then you will soon suffer from Schitofrenia.

Come on pal you just been to the toilet, got a weak bladder?
No mate I’m schitzophrenic, shitting though the eye of a needle I am

Schitzophrenic by K6ULU August 19, 2022

Shitsofrenic 

When you and your creditors disagree about homelessness and the price of rental lease when your already on geared to income housing.

You might be shitsofrenic if your creditors this a paper box is fit accomidations to live in.

Shitsofrenic by Cody5050 March 30, 2023

skitsophrenia 

Rulesys

Dami: Rulesys has skitsophrenia

skitsophrenia by Cheap Wikipedia Man August 21, 2023

skitzophrenic cat 

Someone who is abnormally weird and talks to themselves

Ben Taylor is a skitzophrenic cat.

skitzophrenic cat by LucasHeyes November 28, 2023