Shitsickles

If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid, it freezes and hangs off the hairs on on your ass. Thus making it look like icesickles.

Man I was drunk as fuck out at camp this weekend, I woke up and needed to take a shit. It was so cold outside that when I took a shit in the outhouse, my shit froze and I had shitsickles hanging off my ass like icesickles on a roof!

by G. Wizzard June 30, 2006

shitsickle

When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way out causing constapation.

Man make sure u drink plenty of hot chocolate and laxatives before u go hunting so u dont get a shitsickle!

by The Michael Reed June 26, 2007

shitflicking

To browse through your phone looking at endless and meaningless shit. An activity which is both mind numbing and time consuming.

'Why are you laughing at your phone? What are you looking at?' 'Oh nothing, just shitflicking.'

by JP&AKB June 17, 2018

shitclicker

A person who text messages and/or plays video games on their PDA or phone while using a public washroom.

While sitting in a stall at McDonald's, my defecating silence was broken when I was joined by another entering the cubicle next to me. To my disappointment, this one was a shitclicker. The peace was broken only by his periodic giggle or the incipit clicking of the tiny keys on his Blackberry.

by DoctorWatson July 30, 2007

Shitlicious

Something that looks like "Shit" but tastes amazing

Vegetables are "Shitlicious"

by Yem88 April 16, 2015

shitsicle

when you put frozen shit on a stick and dip it in fudge then give it to an unexpecting victim.

Dude: Hey baby! Want a fudgesicle?

Girl: Sure.. Mmmm this is good.....What the fuck?? This tastes like shit!!! This is SHIT!!!!! You Bastard

Dude: Yea, don't call me any more. Get the fuck out!!!

by chadsicle January 28, 2005

Shitsticks

Complete failure of something to deliver enjoyment or pleasure.

After paying US $9.00 to watch a bruce willis movie, everyone yelled SHITSTICKS when it was over.

by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003