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Mississippi shit pile

The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile
I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!
by Theshattalker March 14, 2017
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shitpipe

Often referred to as the chocolate starfish or rusty sherrifs badge. this entrance should be appraoched with caution!
"Spread my shitpipe and fuck my arse till i bleed"

"that bitch got rimmed on the shitpipe"
by Stylee September 26, 2003
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Shitpipe Sheriff

Another reference to fudgepackers, normally used in annoyance at someone or for general banter. An ass assassin.
(in car)

1: 'i thought we were going to the beach?'
2: 'we are, but the Shitpipe Sheriff here forgot his phone so we've gotta go back.'
by BrownTunnelEngineer September 1, 2009
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buttpipe shitpole

Lil' Wayne, JohnTravolta, Tom Cruise, Danny Glover, Mel Gibson (FOR SURE)
"Yeah, next time I see that guy I am thinking about punching him in the choad for grabbing my girlfriend's clit through her pants...whatta buttpipe shitpole."
by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009
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Shitpire

When a wannabe vampire is so gross and/or lame they get even less respect than a person who acts like a twilight shinny vampire or acts out being a vampire in a disgusting or overboard way mostly word play online games or role play.
Nikita is such a shitpire; it has only taken 7 years to go from eating K.J.V. foot scabs to sucking on possibly infected sores on I.N. and Skype; I have never been so glad to be a Lycan.
by MiSFiT9083 June 16, 2018
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Shit pile

Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.
Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”

Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”
by Buffcauliflower July 7, 2019
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Shitile

This is a reptile made completely out of shit.
This shitile stinks.
by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006
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