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Andriy Shevchenko

One of the best strikers in the world. Currently plays for AC Milan and plays for his and my homeland, UKRAINE!
Andriy Shevchenko will be a god when it comes time to play in the FIFA World Cup 2006 in Germany!
by 'Twon K 47 August 14, 2005
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Shelcodt

Since overdosing on marijuana is impossible, "shelcodt" is like the step before overdosing. In order to "shelcodt" you must display extreme behavior. You can not be under the influence of any other drug except marijuana at the time. Usually a person "shelcodts" when he/she first starts smoking. Some symptoms include, extreme paranoia, visual impairment, inability to mobilize, panic attacks, the "giggles" for long periods of time, loss of coherence, blackouts, vomiting, breathing troubles, loss of self awareness, etc.
For more experienced smokers, your ganja intake has to be excessive, for a "shelcodt"

If you happen to witness a "Shelcodt" get the person water immediatly! Don't panic, just keep them company until they pass out or calm down. No one has ever died as a direct result of marijuanna.

"Shelcodting" can happen anywhere and it is a frightful experience for you and your audience. This is a serious event where you will find your true friends reveal themselves. However, when you look back on a "shelcodt" you can't help but laugh and think... "damn, I smoked alot of weed that day."
"Mary Jane "shelcodted" after that 8 blunt "cypher" yesterday!"

"What did you do last night?" "I don't know? After we smoked that white widow I can't remember anything. This morning I woke up in a bush with a shoe tied to my head." "Damn, it sounds like you "shelcodted"

"We were sitting in the kitchen after smoking a blunt. Thats when she said everything was blue. She tried to get up and walk into the other room and just bounced awkwardly. Then she said she saw red spots. Once she stood out in the rain she was fine but I've never seen someone "shelcodt" like that."
by The_Lesbian June 13, 2007
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Guy 1: I snelched a line right off this hot chick's hand last night!
Guy 2: ...
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Selch

The process of a man ejacualting inside of another person's rectum and then using a straw to suck the semen or blum out of that same ass with a straw. The straw used should be a curly straw.
That last selch that I slurped up was like a warm McDonalds milk shake.
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be ima shelcha

it's "swear on your mom"in Hebrew.
Usually used in a sarcastic/cynical way.
"did you know that if people are killed, they die?"
"be ima shelcha?"
by dinosaur teeth November 5, 2015
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Smelcher

One who sucks the cum out of a woman's vagina after ejaculating. Akin to snowballing.
I had no idea John was a smelcher. After we got done doing the nasty, he started sucking his milk back out!
by Some,kid July 27, 2008
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