Michael Sheppard

someone who owns all things aqua

The other day at the swim meet, a kid swam a 100 backstroke in 51 seconds! He was an absolute Michael Sheppard.

by pfchangs16 March 1, 2009

Commander Shepard

An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub

Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?

by FuckHErRightInThePussy September 9, 2014

12-steptard

Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.

My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

A Dan Sheppard

A kid who has hair like a sheep

That kids hair has a dan sheppard going on!!!!!!

by ed the bird November 22, 2010

Mongolian Shephard's Pie

While having sex, and right before the male is about to blow his load, he stretches the scrotum into a little cup and cums into the bowl-like sack. Then he makes his partner drink the cum from his ballsack.

Ah George, last night my wife drank all of the Mongolian Shephard's Pie that I made. I was quite impressed.

by D-E-R-S-H December 11, 2009

Mark Sheppard

King of Hell, ex-FBI agent, small-time smuggler from Dyton, morally ambiguous lawyer made president, pyrokinetic murderer, amazing actor, and a complete and total BAMF.

Girl #1: Did you see Mark Sheppard on Supernatural last night?
Guy: No, but I did see him on an X-Files rerun.
Girl #2: Really? 'Cause I saw him in a Doctor Who advert...
Guy: Seriously? Damn, this guy is everywhere!

by Cas- July 6, 2011

shreytarded

born in hongkong, retarded to the point where its shreytarded

what a shreytarded person, hes so shreytarded

by heheheheheheheheehehehhee April 25, 2022