Someone who does very dodgy things, rips you off, acts shonky in general, etc. A consistent shonkster is someone to be avoided, as being in their presence will most likely have bad implications for you.
Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.
Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.
"Hey, I got charged way too much for this by that guy. What a shonkster."
"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."
"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."
by DavRock June 5, 2009
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I had Jacks and the flop came Ace, Jack, Jack. Dude moved all in on me and I called and yelled SHRONKDADDY while I stacked his cash.
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One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.
One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.
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Shlonking is a lifestyle choice, a way to express how much better you are than any person who doesn't shlonk the same way you do. Use it as a replacement for any verb in the hopes that more individuals realize the importance of gang shlonk.
Shlonking is a lifestyle choice, a way to express how much better you are than any person who doesn't shlonk the same way you do. Use it as a replacement for any verb in the hopes that more individuals realize the importance of gang shlonk.
- Yo anyway man I was shlonkin margaritaville up in loft and I mean real BOOL hours have commenced on God and this fucker comes by talking all that wack shit about get out da loft Im like me guy ur in my crib what are you GASSING bruh
- You put that shit on shlonk?
- Hell yeah man I shlonked that fucker half to death with my louisville slugger giveaway bat I got at the game last week fuck you mean
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- You put that shit on shlonk?
- Hell yeah man I shlonked that fucker half to death with my louisville slugger giveaway bat I got at the game last week fuck you mean
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