shartler

To shart onto a person's upper lip. Comparable to a shitler, the difference being that the shit is applied by sharting it directly onto the upper lip instead of being smeared on with a finger.

Yesterday I went up to my wife and gave her a shartler while she was sleeping. She woke up and got so excited that she let me give her a bulldozer!

by mohawkmaniac October 20, 2009

shartleby

The lesser known, but equally feared cousin of Bartleby, Summoner Of Demons. He is known for his uncanny ability to cause explosive diarrhea and other such gastrointestinal maladies at cosmically inopportune times (esp. lunch box socials, church gatherings, board meetings).

When encountered on long road trips, frequent stops may become a necessity during critical situations involving aggressive wildlife species (eg. North American Ass-Grizzled Bear, Eastern Diamondback Bowelsnake, Drop Cookie Bear, Poopaconda, etc).

Devout Colonic Exorcists may be called in from the Colonic Arch Diocese, but only on rare occasions, when reading from the book of Immodium AD and 10 sets of Hail Kaopectate prove to be clinically ineffective.

"Did you hear about Mr. Colostenheim?"
"Yeah. He crapped the buffet at the company picnic Saturday. Do you think it was a message from Shartleby?"
"Nah. They took him to the hospital. Turns out his liver is failing and he's an alcoholic."
"I bet he eats dick."

by idbeholda1 May 11, 2016

shartney

the cutest ship in the internet

there was a shartney moment today

by alonso1234 July 16, 2021

paul shortley

Man of pure strength and ability. One who has very small legs and dates goblins/dudes. If you are named Paul Shortley you do not deserve life. You're fucking gay

Wow! Look at that man that looks like a faggot, its Paul Shortley.

by komaz May 29, 2019

Shartlesville

n. a nowhere town, that has nothing in it.

This place is such a shartlesville, they don't even have a McDonald's!

I never go to that shartlesville, only grandma's live there and there is nothing to do!

by Littlehixie March 3, 2009

Shartle

When you shit your pants but a turtle came out with the shit shartle

Jacob” I need to fart “ * farts* I shit I started but there is somthing hard down there “ it’s a fucking turtle *Jacob calls mavid * “mavid dude I shatter and there was a turtle there” mavid”dude you just did a shartle

by Hard rubbish March 11, 2019

Shartle

The substance emitted during the act of sharting

After sharting earlier in the day, the cold and clammy shartle stuck my shorts to my ass.

by YahtzeeMcShartle July 3, 2008