shartuitous moment

When you're standing at the toilet whizzing away and proceed to crack out what you THINK... is a fart but unfortunately is not gaseous in nature. Still... you're in a good position to just turn around, drop trou and proceed to salvage your shorts as you are conveniently right there in front of the toilet.

"Dude... it was a most Shartuitous Moment... I was actually IN the can when I had an unanticipated shart attack....."

by Bonemanrides January 19, 2016

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Shartted

It’s when you poo your pants a little when you fart.

I thought it was just a fart, but not I shartted and now I have to go get new pants.

by Little Dani Joe June 17, 2018

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shartie

an adjective to describe a pair of underwear that have been sharted on

Those pants are a bit shartie.

by oliverlen122 April 8, 2020

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Shartie Bean

Shartie Bean means someone who holds all your affection.

Woah Zendaya! You’re my little shartie bean!

by daniiboi January 7, 2021

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Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

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shartitis

uncontrollable sharting, cured by a 30 day treatment of “enhanced” laxitives.

Sypmtoms Include

- Uncontrollable Sharting

- Hard Stools

- Soft/liquid stools

- Depression

- Flying

She has mild shartitis, so she is very stinky!

by REALFAIRYSIBLINGS January 7, 2023

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