Sharpton

A black person that blames their short-comings on everything else but their own laziness and ineptitude; typical excuses include white people and corporate america.

<Insert Name ending in -jon, isha, or iqua Here> was upset because they didn't get the job, and, Sharpton that they were, blamed 'The Man' totally disregarding their criminal record and the fact that they had shown up to the interview late smelling of last night's marijuana and fried chicken.

by VoiceofaGeneration April 28, 2009

Sharpton's Law

Named after famed civil-rights advocate and professional agitator Al Sharpton, Sharpton's Law specifies that who ever brings up race or ethnicity in a non-related debate automatically loses the argument.

"I think illegal immigration represents a severe problem for both the security and economic stabilty of the United States" "What, are you scared of brown people?" "Dude, Sharpton's Law".

by Swampthing500 November 11, 2009

Al Sharpton

The formal name for the drink commonly called chocolate milk.

Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
Customer: Yes, I'll have an Al Sharpton, please.

by p-schaef91 October 27, 2010

sharptooth

Sharptooth is a band from Baltimore, Maryland. They are a Co-Ed hardcore band. They make music about many things ranging from homophobia, politics, and (trigger warning) sexual harassment/ assault. They got their name from the sharptooth, who Is a T. rex In the land before time.

Recommend this band for fans of every time I die and stray from the path.

Me: I love sharptooth so much

Mutual: me too! Their music has such an important message

by Lottielovesasitis March 3, 2019

Sharptooth

Sharptooth was the name given to the cougar, or mountain lion, antagonist from Warriors: The New Prophecy; Moonrise. Sharptooth fed on the tribe cats until it was defeated by the journey cats.

Sharptooth suddenly appeared and started devouring the cats.

by Citris October 19, 2021

Sharptooth

Word for preditory dinosaurs in the Land Before Time franchise. Plural: Sharpteeth.

Careful not to wake the sharptooth.

by Citris October 19, 2021

Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton invented the Black Lies Matter (BLM) movement alredy a decades ago and used it successfully e.g. in the case of Tawana Brawley, although it soon turned out that she had fabricated the story and Al the lying N-word with his cronies had to pay compensations, but even today gullible fools believe this lying sheboon was a victim.

A man who cares about his hygiene remembers to wash his Al Sharpton often enough.

by O. W. Tongueincheek November 23, 2023