Shampiddle

The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.

I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?

by Telephony October 23, 2010

scarpia

The attempt to undermine the happiness of another due to intense envy or jealousy. Adjective: scarpic

The more successful he became the more his rival's scarpia drove them to try and sully his reputation with character assination and malicious gossip.

by Vergelimbo September 3, 2006

Shampiss

The aqueous substance that is the result water being added to a miniscule amount of shampoo remaining in the bottle to make use of that last little bit and extend the amount of time before more needs to be purchased.

Will you please pick up some Herbal Essences at the store today? I've been washing my hair with fuggin shampiss all week.

by OfficeBoi May 24, 2011

sharpie penis

The image of a penis that is illustrated on face with a Sharpie pen while the person is passed out from intoxication.

Frank passed out from too much alcohol so we drew a Sharpie penis on his forehead.

by Karina73 November 23, 2013

the devil's sharpie

Sometimes when I wipe... I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe... a hundred times. Still Poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something. That's the devil's sharpie.

I think I just used a whole roll of toilet paper thanks to the devil's sharpie.

by jihadonU September 22, 2014

sharian

1.sexy ass female. 2.diva. 3 simply beautiful. 4. Wifey martial and best friend. 5.That girl every man wishes they could have.

Damion:Man who is THAT? Carl: THATS SHARIAN! DAMION: WOW I'M GOING TO MARRY HER ONE DAY!

by Sebastian Holyfield March 14, 2017

Shari

A Shari is a rare find in such a vast world. You'll find out once you get a good chance to know her (Sharis are mostly girls). They tend to be quite shy and quiet, which is why they're so rare and hard to find, but it only makes them cuter once you get to know them. They tend to have real passion for music and they have dark-chocolate coloured eyes that reflect light when she laughs making her eyes light up like the heavens on a clear night sky. Shari is an incredible person, don't pass up an opportunity to get to know this astounding and amazing person.

"I met a Shari the other day."

"You'd better stay with her"

by NeutralSwissPerson May 24, 2018