Settle this like men

To settle it like men with a fight over something with no weapons

Cowboy:do you have a gun
Cowboy 2: no
Cowboy: then we settle this like men with our fists

by cowboydinosaur December 29, 2020

Sexile

Noun- Like “exile” but in the context of being exiled from your room by your roommate(s) so that they can have sex.

Can also be used as a verb. Happens frequently in college dorms

Yeah I’ve been sexiled again, Jared’s been getting so much pipe, kinda sucks to not be in my own room, but you gotta help a brother out.

Hey roomie, hate to sexile you again but Adam is really hot, and he has game

Hey Jenna, you’ve been sexiling me a lot recently, and I just wanted to ask if you and Theresa could do it at her place sometimes...

Aye bro, you’re in sexile too? Dang, should we just fuck as well then?

by Gottaketchemall March 12, 2019

Sexiled

To be exiled from your appartment or room because your roomate is having sex with someone.

Hey, can i sleep at your place tonight, I've been sexiled from my place.

by CoreyBois May 2, 2006

Once you go metal you won't want to settle

Basically, It's the future of sex. Once a sexy female robot comes around and you have sex with her, you won't want to settle for less. With robotic women: no STD, no pregnancy, no condom, no problem. The term "Once you go metal, you won't want to settle can be seen in a poster featuring Jenny Wakeman(XJ9). Jenny XJ9 is an attractive robot from the show "My Life as a Teenage Robot". It is after XJ9 got the 18 year old upgrade in rule 34 that the term, "once you go metal, you won't want to settle" began to be used. It get's hotter. Jenny wakeman is hot! Jenny XJ9 is sexy! Jenny Wakeman is from the show MLaaTR. I would pick Jenny XJ9 over a human any day.

Random Dude:*Jumps on Jenny the gynoid robot and has sex with her.*
Jenny Wakeman:*Does guy for 5 hours*
Random Dude:*Continues to have sex with Jenny XJ9.*
Random Dude:Oh yeah!
Jenny Wakeman: Wow!
Random Dude:I want more!
Jenny Wakeman:You can't be serious!
Random Dude: Yes! Uh! Oh! Energizer bunny:Once you go metal you won't want to settle.

by TheMatrixShrooms November 4, 2012

Berry Settler

A long overdue wank.

Jon had been living with his parents since the start of the pandemic and was desperate for a berry settler.

by Dalai December 21, 2020

sexiled

when you cannot go in your room because your room mate is having sex

man, i'm sexiled for the whole night, can i crash at your place!

by nastygurl March 9, 2004

Sexclusion

When two out of three people in a group are in a flirtatous mode and obviously want to bang each other while completely exluding the third wheel.

While Bettie and Harold fondly caressed each other, Greta was in the corner feeling pangs of sexclusion.

by Stephanie Anne Brock November 10, 2008