Sexpectancy

The amount of time a person will date somebody before sleeping with them

"I Was only with michelle for 4 hours before we fucked, she has a low sexpectancy"

by BariusScotus October 14, 2008

Sexpectorant

Sex·pec·to·rant
noun  sikˈspektərənt 
sexpectorants, plural

A drug that promotes the act of sex. Eg Alcohol, THC, Cocaine, Ecstasy.

"Greg preferred to use rohypnol as a sexpectorant because of his awkward demeanor"

"Im all out of sexpectorants, can i buy a gram from of you?"

by Jim Pink September 14, 2011

Sexpecto Performum

When you wish for a sexual partner to engage in "the sexy time" as if it were to happen...like magic

Based on the popular franchise of Harry Potter ( A re-purposing of one of Harry's Potter's spells, Expecto Patronum)

I'm in the mood for some fun! Sexpecto Performum!
-or-
I started last time! Sexpecto Performum!

by Layzurz January 6, 2014

premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.

While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 4, 2018

sexpecting

Verb; expecting sex.

Sarah is sexpecting from everyone she meets.

by KarliPenney May 20, 2008

Sexpectation

The feeling of obligation that arises from the thought, or act, of sex. This may include an obligation to share one's possessions in the efforts of acquiring or keeping a sex partner (mostly in a male's case), or to repay one who has shared his possessions (in a female's case).

Sally and I used to hook up regularly, but her sexpectations drove me to bankruptcy.

by cmkaufma June 18, 2011

Sexpectation

A mix between the words sex and expectation. Sexpectation is when one person assumes that sex with another guaranteed.

When Johnny invited Kim over to watch a movie alone with him, he assured her that he had no sexpectations. It eased her mind.

Or

"Why can I never meet a man who just wants to chat?" says Kim, "I'm sick of men's false sexpectations!"

by Jamanimal April 22, 2014