Sextynine

When you want to fuck the hell out of someone

Let’s sextynine

by Sameldacamel December 17, 2019

Mr. Softy

A soft, flaacid penis.

She had to tug a little extra on Mr. Softy to get him to stand at attention.

by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020

Sexty Saturday

The one day a week reserved for sexting your significant other. Especially common in long distance relationships.

Shae: Its sexty Saturday, I need to buy something sexy for this picture.
Ashley: Oh nice, is that Steve's weekly treat?

by Shennabonenna June 16, 2013

Seffy story

1. A story that is pointless, has no meaning, and is completely unrelated to anything/the topic at hand.

Person 1: "Haha, yeah so Kyle is so totally hawt!"
Person 2: "My friend has a mum who went on a bus."
Person 1: "That was such a Seffy story. GTFO."

by Jew'd June 4, 2007

Softy

Softy is a rubber company and has never failed to amaze us. he is the most powerful being ever

"Softy is amazing"

by Imakeslaydefinishions November 3, 2022

old softy

A man who has been worn down physicaly and mentaly by a old carp snatch of a wife. This man also has lost the will to obtain an erection.

That man is beyond "P" whipped! He is an old softy....

by timbone666 January 30, 2012

Sefton

1. V. To mentally castrate for the purpose of enjoyment.

2. V. To destroy the mind and soul with unnecessary application of useless utilities. (i.e. calculus)

My calculus teacher decided to Sefton all of us with a mind blowing problem that even he could not solve.

by Seftonman December 2, 2009