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secondhander

Someone who gets their ideas, opinions and values exclusively form society and from others as opposed to getting: an idea from within oneself; a value from a personal rational process; an opinion from an experience.
Ayn Rand pointed out that Peter Keating was a secondhander because he stole all his ideas.
by wclay1 July 1, 2011
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Secondhand Vagina

An extremely stretched out cunt, usually the result of too much fisting or large cocks.
I tried having sex with some slut I met at a bar last night but after sticking my cock in her there was too much space and I couldn't cum because she had a secondhand vagina.
by YourNameIsNotKnown November 23, 2009
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secondhand shoplifting

When you steal something from another person that was stolen by them in the first place.
"Dude, I'm so sick of helping our bro loot every time there's a riot! Whduya say we break into his pad for some secondhand shoplifting?"
by Smiley59 February 21, 2009
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Secondhand Stoned

When someone gets stoned from being around pot smoke without smoking it themselves.
He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.
by Bohopoetgirl March 5, 2011
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Secondhand spray tan

The unintentional transmission of spray tan odor/color from one partner to another via direct contact. See printing press.
"Orange chest and stomach... Strong 'burnt carrot' odor," the doctor reassured me it was nothing more than a secondhand spray tan, probably something I picked up from my girlfriend, "it ought to clear up on it's own in a couple of weeks..."
by milliniumfalcon November 22, 2011
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Secondhand Semen

The transfer of genetic material through semen that the uninvolved party receives when sharing beverages or Chapstick with someone who has recently participated in oral sex.
"Can I try your smoothie?"
"Sure, if you want some secondhand semen..."
by Puckslut1223 March 24, 2013
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secondhand brain damage

Prolonged exposure to someone else's brain damage to the point a small part of their brain damage causes negative effects to those witnessing their behavior.
i just got secondhand brain damage from scrolling through a flat earth twitter thread
by Mattdiction July 22, 2021
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