A word used to describe the aging useless tub of lard that resides over the Penal Colony of Australia.
by Southbound Soul January 7, 2020
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Byrneside: "I had a bastard of a job gettin the scunnit from under me nails after pullin that new barmaid the other night".
Sharpy: "I know, the dirty, acky, reesty, fishy scunt!
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by Paul Byrne November 28, 2006
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Man, Steve musta been surfin' for porn on my laptop yesterday because now it's totally sconzed and only boots to safe-mode.
by chip-ky June 12, 2007
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Bro I just released the nastiest scuzz load after getting back from deployment. It looked like my dick shot a snot rocket in her eye.
by Scuzz bros September 15, 2023
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by Scuzz bros September 15, 2023
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by @Scungilli_Man October 6, 2020
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by ponteefex March 23, 2009
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