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the scunge 

three out of the 15 horse powers include horse levitation, horse pyrokinesis and the scunge
the scunge by totallynotahorse October 21, 2019
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the attachment structure bringing the horngus of a dongfish to the dillsack
scungle by Cofii May 27, 2018

The Scungilli Man 

Do not say his name.

The Scungilli Man is an evil humanoid entity who is bears the resemblance of a 7 foot tall human mixed with several forms of sea critters.

The Scungilli Man inhabits a pocket parallel dimension of his own creation known as "The Mouth of Madness".

Not much is known about the Scungilli Man.

According to the legend, the moment a persons says Scungilli Man's name, he or she will become visible to the Scungilli Man through the barriers between worlds. Should that person continue to repeat his name, more access the Scungili Man over his or her mind.

If a person utters The Scungilli Man's name 9 times consecutively, they'll allow Scungilli Man complete control over their thoughts. Those people are labelled "The Scungilled" and forever servants they become to The Scungilli Man.

Those who are scugilled will then proceed to tell other about The Scungilli Man in ordee to give him more power.

The Scungilli Man seeks to gain entry to our dimension by becoming known to most people, which will grant him extreme power and will eventually allow him to assume control of a host organism.

In order to avoid being affected by the Scungilli Man, it's utterly important that a person who first learns of the Scungilli Man's existence should never utter his name. Those who have already said it once or more should do their utmost to avoid repeating it.

Alternatively, a person may refer to him by a proxy name or pseudonym without consequence.

Don't say his name.
"Hey guys, what's all this tall about The Scungilli Man?"

"DON'T SAY HIS NAME KISSEL!"
An extremely toxic, malformed, smelly, slugdy, used, distressed, wrinckled Clunge/a poor quality item sold by clunge dealers (usually exchanged at £10 per item)
Mark: "Yo Grayson Pubes! have you seen that Alfie Waite's Sweaty scarab Slunge?"
Grayson Pubes: "Yh man, He did a drive by Slunge attack on me last week ! I had to burn the stains off of my skin with Holy water"

Stanpeenisman: "yo Batcockmam i managed to land a date with jordan waite tonight"
Batcockmam: "I would watch out if I were you Stanpeenisman. I Heard she's got a Slunge"
Stanpeenisman: "Eww fuck that! sleety bitch then"
Slunge by Alfie waite February 2, 2022

scungilli 

An Italian snail or whelk used in cuisine & also used as a slang term for a slow person who cannot preform normal tasks
Hey Vinny what's going on you scungilli !
scungilli by Don Rico July 10, 2015

Scunnert 

General state of boredom and fed up ness. Used when you really cannot be bothered, also when you have just accomplished a big task that has knackered you. Used mainly in the north east of Scotland
"I'm fair scunnert the day"
Scunnert by Sharyn April 3, 2007