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Scrumble

Scrumble is the act of getting mates together to watch a rugby match. Scrumble is derived from two words - scrum and bundle. Scrumble is also the name of a Facebook app which lets you Scrumble online.
Noun
“Fancy going to watch Tigers give Quinns a big slapping on Saturday?... better organise a Scrumble then you fucking douche”

Verb
London Irish are losing to Bath again this Saturday, let’s scrumble it and go and laugh at the plastic Paddies!”
by poobrainer September 16, 2010
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feed a stoner scrambled eggs

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!
by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011
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scrambled guts

When You're Dick Is Deep In Her Pussy You Start Hitting Guts
Scrambled Guts:
Damn B, I Scrambled Her Guts Last Night.
by Savage_ralph #ShoutOutAri January 3, 2017
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Scrambled Porn

Porn that you just can't quite make out, but if you watch it real close, you may be able to make out a breast or two.
Man, I was watching some scrambled porn and could have sworn I saw either a breast or maybe it was a testicle, but whatever it was, it still got me aroused.
by TheCroatian February 2, 2009
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scrambled jizzoke

when you blow your load on a girls forehead and you dirty dick it and stip it up
I totally scrambled jizzoked Kyle's mom last night
by gregmaster April 18, 2010
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Scrimbled

When you accidentally crease a paper in a fixable way
I layed down on my Mad Libs Vacation Book and scrimbled the top part of the page
by 420Kaykay March 27, 2021
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Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.
I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
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