a metaphor representing ones body or mind experiencing exceptional discomfort or bewilderment. Taken from the action of pressing two opposing buttons together on a smartphone to take a screenshot, the unorthodox action being translated into an unorthodox feeling.

Ex 1: “Yeah, when I saw him eat a maggot covered in mayonnaise, my body took a screenshot.”

Ex 2: “Man, when that professor kept asking so many questions so fast, I could’ve sworn my brain took a screenshot.”

took a screenshot by OhkayBudday October 26, 2020

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screenshot

Sexual act in which all lower buttons of the female anatomy are pushed. i.e. fingers on G-spot, clit and a finger in the butt at the same time.

I used both hands to screenshot my girl and she froze in space and time.

screenshot by panZ_ September 9, 2019

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Screenshotception

screenshots of screenshots, of people's screenshots

"I got lost in the confusion of the screenshots of screenshots, of people's screenshots. It was a dream within a dream, only it was a nightmare full of screenshots. It was screenshotception."

Screenshotception by doneGood November 17, 2013

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Screenshot Gambit

When you post a statement the owner of the server disagrees with and screenshot it, so that if they delete it you can post the screenshot to make them look like an opinion censoring ass. Usually results in a ban since there's nothing they can counter it with, but if enough people see it, it can be DEVASTATING to that person's reputation.

GuyMan: Hey, did you see me pull the screenshot gambit on DumbIdiot last night?

DudePerson: Yeah, I can't believe he actually fell for it, what a dumbass.

Screenshot Gambit by Bada-Bomb October 24, 2017

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