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scrange

(1) an exclamation or reaction of inarticulate despair, preferably with a good dose of being overfamiliar and bored with the situation thrown in. The verbal equivalent of scratching your fingernails down a blackboard. Best uttered by two or more people at once.

(2) (vb) to do something impressively badly, preferably when there is an audience to witness and berate you for how badly you did it.

(3) Scrangeometer (n) a dial that accurately measures exactly how scrange-worthy any action or situation might be.
(1) A: Yeah, I had a row with my girlfriend.

B: And it rained all day.

C: And they'd run out of Fudge Brownie Ice cream in Sainsbury's.

A, B and C: Scraaaange!

(2) Sorry, I've completely scranged this up. You'll have to bin it and start again.

(3) Eeek! I think that's about a 9.5 on the scrangeometer.
by scranged May 29, 2011
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Scraggle Daggle

Daggle for short.
Lower class, Trashy, Dysfunctional female (mostly used to describe a Black female).
The vast majority of Black females are Scraggle Daggles.
by Truism the StormCrow August 1, 2022
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Scrambled egg baby

When a pregnant woman and her partner have so much sex that it scrambles the shit out of the baby and come out not 100%
My husband and I had so much sex our baby is probably a scrambled egg baby.
by Skyblue77 May 7, 2021
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feed a stoner scrambled eggs

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!
by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011
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scrambled guts

When You're Dick Is Deep In Her Pussy You Start Hitting Guts
Scrambled Guts:
Damn B, I Scrambled Her Guts Last Night.
by Savage_ralph #ShoutOutAri January 3, 2017
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Scrambled Porn

Porn that you just can't quite make out, but if you watch it real close, you may be able to make out a breast or two.
Man, I was watching some scrambled porn and could have sworn I saw either a breast or maybe it was a testicle, but whatever it was, it still got me aroused.
by TheCroatian February 2, 2009
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scragged

to be killed, murdered or whacked by someone or something. usually on purpose.
RING RING RING
craig: hello? Ray Ray? this is craig
ray ray: hey criag whats up
craig:hey is charlie there?
ray ray: naw man, you havent heard? charlie got scragged by Lil Rocko last night!
craig: WHAT?!?!?!?! man...i just saw him yesterday
by Low Clef May 17, 2004
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