Shlengthen

A schlong that has achieved greater length as a result of multiple boners.

Wow, Jim! The last time I saw your Johnson in grade 9 at basketball practice it was only half the length.

Well Billy, a boner a day will shlengthen your tinkle thing to stay!

by Stevie Boo Boo August 11, 2020

lengthy slengthy

To refer to someone having a long penis but there is a half missing. For example, if someone had a lengthy slengthy, they could be missing the left half of their penis but the right half would be perfectly well intact.

“Greg stuck his lengthy slengthy inside of me last night, it felt weird but it really focused on my right half.”

by Praised pecker October 15, 2018

schlengs

when you weech your boxers/pants up your crack and roll up the excess material to form a nice makeshift thong. usually worn by the schlath who invented this fabulous arse rashing clothing range.

Hey you guys, l-look at m-ma wee-hee in these b-b-bad boys.

by jev January 30, 2004

splengetastical

"as good as splenge"

Ryan Gabb: "Kayleigh Dolphin is splengetastical!!"

by Ryan Gabb April 5, 2007

schlength

the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort.

my schlength is greater than yours ahahaha

by russ's_gf March 17, 2004

Scenglish

A descriptive word of a Scottish person who's lived in England for a long time

Are you Scottish or English? I'm Scottish but I've lived in England for a long time . So you're scenglish? Yes

by Alibalim August 19, 2017

scengo

Short for Scene Lingo.

Scenekid 1: "z0mg hay tharrrr!"
Scenekid 2: "Gosh hayy bitch!"
Scenekid 1: "Nuff'n much, just hangin'"
Scenekid 2: "Oh Great! Lezz go to teh mall and bitch 'round"
Scenekid 1: "Ofc stellahhh! LEZ GO BIAATTTCHH!!!!!11111"
Scenekid 2: "Lez get br00tal 'n crunk bitch!!!!11 (Y)"
Normal kid: "I can't understand a word you're saying."
Scenekid 1: "IZZ SCENGO BIATCHHH! STFU BITCCCHHH!"
Scenekid 2: "Lawl! HEZZ JUZ JEALOUS CUZ WERE FAMOUZZZ!"
Normal Kid: *sighs*

by Olizcrrz March 31, 2008