“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”
by hodags1966 November 10, 2020
Get the Schwingularity mug.Someone with a goofy demeanor who is wonderfully talented in football-does great assists and delivers superb freekicks. Has a male other-half named poldi and pulling pranks on each other are what they do best. Has an excellent seemingly diplomatic relationship with at least one female chancellor. His smile could be the highlight of your day. In reference to Bastian Schweinsteiger, german ultimate best central midfielder of World Cup 2010. A most suitable candidate for captaincy, if ever the Ballack-Lahm feud doesn't resolve.
1. That ball boy wouldn't have scored so early if it wasn't for that brilliant corner..our no7 is a real schweini!
2. Look at those two, holding hands..awww. They should be crowned schweini & poldi of the year.
2. Look at those two, holding hands..awww. They should be crowned schweini & poldi of the year.
by smittenbyschweini August 19, 2010
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Damn, the teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so embarrassed. How's that for bad timing?
by hodag1966 October 11, 2015
Get the schwingularity mug.is a surname and variation of Tschientschan, which loosely translated means, "Man with balls of steel that kills bear with teeth.'
Also a type of verbal maneuver indigenous to the Central Virginia region for avoiding trouble though obviously in the wrong, see example.
Also a type of verbal maneuver indigenous to the Central Virginia region for avoiding trouble though obviously in the wrong, see example.
"Damn, he just Schienschanged outta that ticket by explaining to the cop that the hill jumped out at him, dumb motherf**ker..."
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"Man, we shoulda been arrested for stealing that wet floor sign, but we Schienschanged out of it by telling them we were sign inspectors."
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"Man, we shoulda been arrested for stealing that wet floor sign, but we Schienschanged out of it by telling them we were sign inspectors."
by mtnscout February 18, 2010
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Get the Schwiemetzga mug.The most solid performance from a central midfielder at World Cup 2010. Also the future star of Brazil 2014. Bayern Mnich midfielder that rapes and gets the job done.
by schweini August 4, 2010
Get the Bastian Schweinsteiger mug.The swear word Schweinepriester is used to describe people for whom one feels rejection and contempt. The Brothers Grimm dictionary states that the word Schweinpriester or pig priest means "an unclean or foul-mouthed person.
by Der Sultan October 8, 2022
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