Dirty Schweppes Guy

A man who hasn't cut or washed his hair since the 4th grade. It wears the same shirt for about two weeks straight before changing to a new one. Drives a 2006 Suby or a big black van. He can't grow a beard but he can grow a mean scum stache. His scum burns (side burns) really tie the whole outfit together though. The Schweppes is the most important part though. It drinks a 2 liter of warm Schweppes every single day

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by Guy Harry September 12, 2017

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1. Cool, awesome, bomb, sweet, etc.

2. Any part of the great site made by Brian Gaut

1. Wow, your new hairdo is schwippy.

2. I got bored so i went to schwippy.com

by jujube February 16, 2005

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schweppe

Racial slur referring to Jews meaning filth, dirty, evil, etc.

Schweppes are money grubbers.

by Mora November 28, 2007

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schweppe

When blood rushes to the schwantz and causes it to be firm. Also known as a boner, stiffy, or washington monument.

"Grandpa, have you ever woke up in the morning and had a giant schweppe?" The boy asked his grandfather.
"Not any more son." He replied, staring remorsefully at the empty bottle of Viagra pills.

by chestertontreasure June 19, 2009

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