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shiksa schlepper

Shiksa schlepper-A Jewish guy who always has to bring a BEAUTIFUL Blonde Catholic girl to all social events, to one-up his friends, and make the Jewish girls jealous.
Melvin brought this gorgeous blonde to our Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity party last night. Killer body, too! What a shiksa schlepper!
by B. Ebstein February 16, 2008
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schweppervesence

-noun The essence of the club soda Schweppes.

-noun, slang Can describe the simplicity of something, since Schweppes is known for being simple.
"Keeping the schweppervesence
street ghetto essence inside us
cause it provides us
with the proper insite to guide us." -- MC AZ The Visualiza's verse in "Life's a bitch" from Nas' Illmatic album, 1994;
by Jason 13 October 7, 2008
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Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side.
That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."

No intellectual conversation there!!!
by smurfette5 August 21, 2012
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Schweded

The act of forwarding on an email to a recipient that was definitely not intended to receive said email. Forwarded email generally contains derogatory information or comments about the recipient.
To be truly Schweded or recieving a Schweding the sender has to give zero f's when confronted about the forwarding
I was sick of him emailing me about his issues with Beth so I SCHWEDED him and forwarded her his latest email for comment. or
He has been schweding me for months forwarding all of my emails about Marty straight to him
by The Schwedes October 8, 2017
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Schwepp

A long skinny penis.

The opposite of a "choad/chode".
Girl #1: So how was Jake last night?!"

Girl #2: Awful... He has a Schwepp!
by SchweppLover December 30, 2011
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schtupped

Entirely screwed.
When he saw the red triplane on his tail, he knew he was schtupped.
by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003
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the schweede

a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole
The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.
by anal expositions April 6, 2015
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