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schlemmer

A man with low standards, who, in focusing on convenience over quality, will take whatever he can get.
"After finding out her boyfriend was a schlemmer, Chelsea demanded he get tested for VD."
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Shwemmy

Flailing with your arms, making it look like rubber.
You're doing it even better if you lay on your back and do the same thing with your legs.
We should totally shwemmy here !
by Jo, Koodori April 24, 2011
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schweem

when some thing passes past you quickly
gosh did you see that UFO?

yeah it just schweem'd past!!!
by charlottevictoriajames94 October 21, 2011
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schlemmer

a man who takes advantage of very young, innocent women for his own sexual pleasure and cynical intellectual delight
She was in her early twenties, but very pure, having had only one boyfriend since she was seventeen. Not only a worldly man, but quite the schlemmer, he used his experience to take complete physical advantage of her...not to mention the emotional abuse he dealt.
by RBWC November 17, 2003
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Schlemm

A guy whose really good at sex, knows just what to do to turn a girl on, and honestly doesn't compare to anyone else.
Schlemm: How many times did I make you orgasm?!?!?!

Girl: 21 ;)
by heheitsasecret November 15, 2011
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schwammy

the sweet love box; the area between a girl's thighs.
She wasn't wearing any panties and you could totally see her schwammy.
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003
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schmemmen

The word schme-mmen can be used in a variety of ways as it has no specific definition. It can be used in a positive or negative way to describe a person or body part.
"I love my schmemmen, we've been dating for a few months now."

"That schmemmen is blocking traffic!"

"Stop being a schmemmen and jump in the water already its not that cold." (schmemmen as in "chicken")

"Schmemmen, stop wasting my time."

HOLY MOLY, Thats one hell of a schmemmen she's got there!"
by NATIVE MOON October 25, 2009
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